Blowback

How's this for blowback?
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'So i see you heave a lot of piercings'
'Yeah'
'Any genital piercings'
'Yeah'
'Where'
'On the hood' [clitoral hood]
'Wow, how did that come about?'
'Well I was sixteen, and my parents wouldnt allow me to get any piercings, so it was the only one that i could get that they wouldn't know about'

Placenta, please

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110427/ts_yblog_theticket/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate

Not believing it until I see the placenta in a jar.